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Monday, September 19, 2005



Ahoy there mateys!  Today be talk like a pirate day, so ye best be cannin’ that land lubber speak and be talkin’ like a pirate.  If ye don’t be believin’ me look at this here site.  If it’s on the internet, it has to be true.  


In honor of talk like a pirate day, a few pirate jokes.

Someone actually typed this in the chat during a game…

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?  

It’s rated Arrrrrr.


A captain walks into a bar with a ship steering wheel lodged halfway down his pants.  (Is there some nautical term for the steering wheel that I don’t know of?  I’d make a great pirate huh?). Anyway, Captain walks into the bar with the steering wheel shoved down his pants.  The bartender looks up and says to him “You know you have a steering wheel shoved down your pants?”   “Arrrrr” says the captain.  “Its drivin’ me nuts”


Now fetch me some rum, grab a deck o cards, and let’s wager on that there treasure.  




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